रमाइला एस.एम.एस.हरू

Rocket & Plane
Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau? 

Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….

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Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.
Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .

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Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus  ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai  rahechha.!!” 

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yaar 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau ?

 Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha

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2008 k0 girl: Mom mini skirt kagau ?

 Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga.

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Hamaro Dosti koi rugha khoki hoina jo aayera 2/4 din mai jaosh, yo to HIV Aids jastai ho  jo ek patak bhaye

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1 ketile aafno weight napi raheko thiyo – 58 kg,
sandal kholyo -56kg,
jacket kholyo -53kg,
sal  kholyo -52kg,
keti “sikke sidiyo…..
chheuko bhikhari – “timi nap lidai jau sikka ma dinchhu.”

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A lady to another lady: Jab tero divorce bhayeko thiyo taba euta matra bachha thiyo tara ahile 3 wata, kasari?
She says: waha kahile kahi mafi magna aaunu hunchha……

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Chhora  – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?

Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner .

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Pahila hathle ramro sanga pakad

Mukhle bistarai chush ,

Thuk lagau,

Bistarai vitra chhirau

Ek dui patak garo hunchha

Ek dui patak kosis gare pachhi chhirchha,…..

….Kati garo hunchha siyo ma dhago chhiraun.cac

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Ek patak elephantko  nude boy sanga bhet bhayo . elephant le manchhelai kehi chhin herer bhanyo ” Timi yati sano kij bat kasari sash ferchhau “.

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Fool bhanda sundar kehi chhain,

Sagarmatha bhanda aglo kehi chhain,

Sagar bhanda gahiro kehi chhain,

Ab timro k taarif garu …..Sathima timi jasto nalayak kohi chhaina…….

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Bihe pachhi sriman srimati sikka ko dui pato hunchhan,

Jo ek arka lai herna chahadain tara pani jiwan bhar sangai baschhan

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Boy:jau kunai sunsaan thauma

Girl:timi yasto usto harkat ta gardai nau ni ?

Boy: promise gardina !

Girl:hoss,tyaso bhaye kina jane  

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gadima husband aafno wifelai:
timi sanga bihe garera pachhatai rahechhu lagchha talai KUKUR ko agaadi chhodi diu
 chheuko  passenger :woo wao wao wao!!!    

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pahila KISS gara,
pheri PALANGma sutaau,
ani kattu khola,
ani MUNI  haath lagau,
ra check gara k
BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .    

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Ek pakta garana  plz..
kasailai bhandina ma plz..
plz gara na gara……..
malai mazza aauchha …
ek palta hamro mitrataa ko lagi bhaye pani
gara na plzz…
euta lovely  SMS!!!    

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two men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“hoina my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”   

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Pahila unale utaro sari
fere utaro petikot
blouse ta pahike nai utari sakeko thiyo
duty mindzyadah excited na hau
uale sukeko kapada uthai raheko thiyo ….!       

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Ek bachchaa janmane bitikai nurselai bhayo mobile 6?

..Nurse: kina mobile?
..Bacha: kehi hoina GODlai miscall garnu thiyo ramrai sanga aai puge bhanera.

  

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha chhu 5 rupiya dinusa

“Husband said 2 his wife- deu deu, timilai sundari bhanyo bhane har halma andha ho.

  

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Marriage is

like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish

“KAASH…
yo orser gareko bhaye hunthiyo” 

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: ma pagal bhai halchhu!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: pagal je pani garna sakchha

In both case you feel “ajhai kehi parkheko bhayo ajha ramro model pauthe”2.What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - 

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Wifelai Thappar hirkaye pabchhi risayer husbandlai bhanyo”manchhele usailai hirkauchha jasalai usale maya garchha.”

Wifele husbandlai 2 jhapad hirkayera bhanyo “tapai k samjhinu hunchha ke matapailai maya gardina.